I would NOT have watched that little fucker make a web on my fingers. I would have freaked the hell out! Then I would have cried at the sight of thousands of spiders and the mother. :c
As soon as I saw the mother I just thought ‘I wonder what would have happened if I squashed him’. This house has a reputation of throwing plate-sized spiders around spontaneously.
So I was just outside throwing the ball to the dog. I was sitting on the stairs next to the lavender plants and I spotted a tiny tiny spider on my hand. I watched it make a web between my fingers and the heel of my hand. Took the little guy about 15 minuted to get all my fingers. After that I went to put the little guy on a lavender flower when I realised there was quite a large spider web next to me with thousands of these little spiders. These little spiders were baby spiders. And behind the baby spiders was the mother spider. In reality, the mother would have been about the size of a 20 cent coin. But this is what I felt it looked like:
It’s my best friends birthday celebration today. We are getting a whole bunch of friends to go kayaking on the river. Which is fucking awesome seeing as how I came up with the idea.
My friend just called me to bring going out clothes for later. I don’t want to go out. I think. I haven’t been out in ages. That means I have to wear heels and I suck at wearing heels. Maybe we can just go hang at a bar instead of going clubbing.
Yes or no?