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Sep 29th

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Sep 29th

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Sep 29th

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Sep 28th

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Sep 28th

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Sep 28th

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Sep 28th

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Sep 27th

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Sep 26th

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Sep 26th

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Sep 26th

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Sep 26th

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Sep 25th

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d-oubl-e replied to your post: A birthday party for an 8 year old. I knew I was never having kids when dealing with my little brother (from my foster family). Being with kids = best contraception ever.

Sep 24th

A birthday party for an 8 year old.

15 8 year old boys to contend with. Never before have I seen such bad manners in a kid. “You’re parents must not be as rich as my parents because for my party we are going go-kart racing” “I don’t want to eat any of this food. I’ll only eat skittles” You will eat what I bloody well give you. I am never having kids.

Sep 23rd

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Black girls shaving their heads.

d-oubl-e: weian-fu: rapeosexual: colombian-cocaine: ilovecuteboys: oreomustdie: Expectations: Reality: -_- this kind of pissed me off. WHITE GIRLS SHAVING THEIR HEADS Expectations: ? Reality: TELL EM WHY YOU MAD, SON. Somebody please flood this stupid post with pics of beautiful-ass black women with bald heads, plz. My reality: And I looked great. The original...

Sep 23rd

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Sep 22nd

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Guys, I need your help.

So, best friend is having 21st party. Party is ZOMBIE WEDDING themed. I don’t know whether to go as: -Wedding Celebrant/Priest ZOMBIFIED or -Where’s Wally? ZOMBIFIED. Please help?

Sep 22nd

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Sep 22nd

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Sep 21st

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Pumpernickel Loaf.

Is surprisingly ok.

Sep 20th

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Sep 20th

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Sep 20th

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Songs From The Shed →

Sep 20th

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Sep 19th

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Sep 19th

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Sep 19th

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Cooking dinner with Google.

Step 1: How do I roast a chicken? Step 2: How long do I roast a chicken for? Step 3: Recipe for butttered carrots Step 4: What sauces go well with roast chicken? Step 5: What sauces go well with chicken that are easy to make? Step 6: Can I use beef oxo cubes for chicken gravy? Step 7: Images -> Rosemary Step 8: How many millilitres is a pint? Step 9: How to tell if a roast chicken is...

Sep 19th

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foolishendeavours asked: Especially when it is student accommodation and I have to listen to them have sex. They sleep in the same room which is a single bed every night, they constantly call each other babe and the girl whines about how much she misses him when he is at work for like 3 hours. Bring on next year!!

Sep 19th

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